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Browns Lake moose |
08-24-2012
"This says 14 miles up Funny River Rd."
"We've still only gone eight," Andrew replies with a huff, "how many times are you going to tell me that? I am capable of remembering one number."
"Oh, shut up, I don't want to miss it."
As we arrive, property #3 looks pretty good. We park the car, eat a quick sandwich, and started to walk. "Do you want a second sandwich for while we are walking?" Andrew asks.
"No thanks, it might attract a bear."
"You're crazy," he sighs as he gets another for himself. "You should never have read those bear attack stories."
We walked onto the property on what was once a driveway, but now was overgrown with brush and moss. The lot is nicely wooded except for a nice field area and a cleared section in the middle with power lines and an atv trail. Bad, right? A power line. Normally, yes, but something about it just wasn't that bad. The more we walked the lot, the more we liked it. We marked the property paper as a possibility and drove to the next lots.
Let's just say, looking at property online, doesn't truly portray anything. We looked at four more properties and they were all bad in their own strange way. One was next to a dump, literally. One was inaccessible, and two were simply not there. It was interesting to say the least. Property # 3 was looking better and better. Then we found the most amazing thing. As we were driving down an empty street, not 5 minutes from property # 3, there was a giant alien cow chewing on some fireweed., right on the side of the road. A large moose cow, right by the car. We pulled up as close as we could, rolled down the window, and took a ton of pictures. We were pretty excited, our first moose and so close. We rolled on to the top of a hill and looking down to the bottom was the most beautiful site. Browns Lake to be precise. Amazing and surrounded by snow capped mountains. How could this be so close to that property? Maybe we had found a winner.
Next stop... Kenai Wildlife Refuge Visitor Center. That's a mouthful, huh? Well, this may very well be the cutest visitors center ever. Of course, I may be a little bias... nah, probably not. I had to find the bathroom first ( for research only of course ) and when I came out there was Andrew at the information desk, sexually harassing a hot ranger lady. Okay, not really, but he was seriously hounding her with questions. Luckily she was thrilled to be sharing all her information about canoe trails, hiking trails, lakes, lakes, the best places to see bears, etc. Wait, WHAT?! I decided it was time to intervene. "Can we see some bears from our car, ya know, safely?" I asked Andrew's new girlfriend. "No, we want to hike and see some bears," Andrew says. "No we don't." "Yes we do! Its my birthday so you're gonna hike with me for my birthday present." Oh, crap!
Next stop... Sportsman's Warehouse. Reason...bear spray. I might have been just a little pouty while we made that purchase. Now I had no choice, I had to hike. In bear country. During a salmon run. Along a river. During the drive to the trailhead of what I was sure was our last hike ever, I opened the bear spray and read the instructions to Andrew. All he could say was, "Are you really scared?" or "I'm not gonna let a bear get you." Okay, that was sweet, but really, what is Andrew gonna do when a 9 foot 1000 lb bear grabs me for a snack?! I delayed departure as much as possible with going to the restroom and debating wearing my jacket. Meanwhile, Andrew tested the bear spray. It worked pretty well... on a TREE. "Come on, Autumn, or we'll be walking back in the dark." Oh, crap! Off we went, on a rather beautiful hike. I'd have to say that it would've been pleasant if I wasn't keeping a death grip on Andrew's jacket, scanning every tree for giant killer bears, and playing out how I would quickly hide behind Andrew when we were inevitably attacked. After what seemed like an eternity, we heard water and came up to a wooden viewing platform. It overlooked the Russian River. To the left was a very nice waterfall.. I immediately lifted my camera and began shooting. A man next to me starting trying to tell me something, but I didn't understand him. Then Andrew tapped my shoulder. "I just can't get it right," I told him, " it just isn't as pretty thro' my lens." Have you looked over here yet?" He asks me, pointing to the other side of the deck. So I casually walk to the other railing, expecting to find another waterfall. "BEARS! Oh, there's bears! Did you see the bears!!??" I can't tell you how many photos I took of that mother bear and her two cubs, but it was beyond thrilling. I couldn't help it, I wanted to get closer, I needed to get closer. "Can we go down there?" "Sure, there's a trail. Let's go." We ended up right across the river from the bears.We watched them catching and eating bright red salmon. It was amazing. They were huge. Mama bear was in the water and seemed to be getting closer to where we stood. She got about 100 feet from us. "Uh, can she come across that water to where we are?" I asked suddenly in a panic. If that bear decided she didn't want us there, it would pretty hard to scramble up the skinny trail we came down on. "Yeah, I'm sure she could," Andrew replies too calmly, "it isn't that deep." "I wanna go back, I'm done. I don't want to be this close. I wanna go back up." I was sure that bear was coming to get me. We took a few more pics from the deck and headed back down the trail.
"See, it wasn't that bad. We weren't attacked," Andrew says as we drive to our camping spot for the night. "Now you're addicted to finding bears, aren't you?" "NO!" Okay, maybe I am...